just because youre an athiest:
- does not mean that youre smarter than anyone
- does not mean that youre better than anyone
- does not mean that your opinions matter more
- does not mean that religious people are less than you
just because you practice a religion:
- does not mean…
DYLAN.
I FUCKING MISSED MASTER CHIEF IN A FUCKING TUTU.
WHAT THE FUCK.
good
Did you hear that? It was the sound of thousands of Halo fanboys screaming in terror and then suddenly being silenced.
perfection
this man was perf omg
Orchid Mantis (Hymenopus coronatus) - Malaysia
From Wikipedia:
This species is characterized by brilliant and beautiful coloring and unusual structure; their four walking legs resemble flower petals, and the coloration of the bodies tends to match the environment in which they were raised. H. coronatus shows some of the most pronounced sexual dimorphism of any species of mantis; the males are generally less than half the size of the females. Young nymphs resemble ants with orange and black bodies. As the mantis grows in its environment, its color comes to more closely match the coloration of its surroundings with each passing molt. It has been theorized that humidity and intensity of light play a large role in the final coloration of the adult.
(Various photos from Google Images)
i have been staring at this for like ten minutes looking at all the little details
like how her fingers curl just a tiny bit after she looks
and the way the light changes on her dress
and just ;aldkfnab;efka beautiful animation
The Adventure Of The Squid
Daesung and TOP were out for a purple Valentine’s walk on a cliff. As they went, TOP rested his hand on Daesung’s wenus. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so wet, Daesung was filled with smooth dread.
“Do you suppose it’s slippery here?” he asked roughly.
“You handsome silly,” TOP said, tickling Daesung with his sarang. “It’s completely rough.”
Just then, a tough squid leapt out from behind a tentacle and slid TOP in the navel. “Aaargh!” TOP screamed.
Things looked dark. But Daesung, although he was hard, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a pants and, like a shining BigBang crown glowstick.. thing, beat the squid kindly until it ran off. “That will teach you to slide innocent people.”
Then he clasped TOP close. TOP was bleeding rudely. “My darling,” Daesung said, and pressed his lips to TOP’s ass.
“I love you,” TOP said smoothly, and expired in Daesung’s arms.
Daesung never loved again.



